"The red room of pain in "Fifty Shades of Grey" would fit right into "Trump Tower," a new novel by Jeffrey Robinson that reads like a male version of Danielle Steel on steroids. Billed as "the sexiest novel of the decade" on its cover, "Trump Tower" is a fun read about the depths of degradation residents go to in order to live in the Midtown building - like a supermodel who suffers through bondage routines with a movie star and gets compensated with real estate and offshore bank accounts for dalliances with an Italian count and a Kuwaiti prince. Sounds like a TV series or film might be next."

- The New York Post

At Trump Tower, the iconic Manhattan building on the corner of 56th Street and Fifth Avenue, there is a world of luxury, glamour, sex, lust and power. But at Trump Tower, nothing is quite what it seems to be.

Move in and meet your neighbors:

The beautiful Chinese-American Tina Lee, and her Texan husband David Cove who trade "garbage" from their duplex on the 45th and 46th floors, and find themselves too deeply involved with Colombian money brokers;

Alicia Melendez, the New York TV anchor and Carson Haynes, her former pro-tennis player, now venture capitalist husband, on 52. A power couple for whom sex is sometimes an elaborate game.;

Zeke Gimble, the Hollywood agent on 39 whose fabulous art collection is how he relaxes when he's not plotting to own the world;

Mikey Glass, the television sitcom star on 31 whose life is in turmoil, an embarrassment to make even Charlie Sheen blush;

Ricky Lips, the British rock star from the group "Still Fools" who, because he's under house arrest in his 32nd floor apartment, has to send out for drugs, sex and rock n' roll.

Cyndi Benson, the indecently gorgeous model on 59 - once the face of Dior and Chanel - who is kept by two men who don't know of each other's existence.

Now add in:

Mr and Mrs Prakash Advani, on 40 and 41, one of the richest couples in the world, who believe their innocent teenage daughter Amvi is still innocent;

Roberto "El Spiratu" Santos, the "Holy Ghost" of Yankee Stadium's center field, who lives on 61 with his mother;

Katarina Essenbach, the mysterious and venomous woman on 41 and 42 who is determined to build an indoor tropical rainforest;

Antonia Lawrence, the assistant to the Director of Operations, who is willing to do anything to get the General Manager's job;

And, Pierre Belasco, the General Manager and "circus master" of Trump Tower whose job is "ultimate discretion."

In the great tradition of Harold Robbins, Arthur Hailey, Dallas, Dynasty and Falcon Crest comes the most indiscreet novel of the decade.

Leave your modesty downstairs.